Thursday, 12. June 2008 14:55
Preliminary talks have begun between Candy’s Griffin blog and The Accidental Ocelot on a possible merger.
Ocelot employee(s) has/have been apprised that should the deal go through, no layoffs would be planned, and assurances of continued responsibilities would be guaranteed for at least the subsequent 30 days.
FCC approval is not expected to be required, even though there is substantial market overlap and overall competition within the industry segment could potentially be reduced by levels approaching 50 percent. While both parties vigorously claim that the merger would not threaten quality, quantity or overall readership experience, analysts contacted for this story remain skeptical.
“I’ve never heard of either blog. Half of nothing is still nothing. Are you a spammer? How did you get my number?”
–Popular Blogosphere Analyst contacted for this story
Others see potential benefit, should the merger proceed.
“Cool! Then I’d only have to check one (1) web page a day to see that nothing’s been updated!”
–Reader representing combined viewership of both blogs
Even if both sides can arrive at an accord in principal, technical issues could mire progress or even stall the deal altogether.
“That site? That’s who’s buying us out?!? It’s too narrow! How’s my content going to fit? My pictures are too big… It’s never going to work. Don’t they feel cramped over there? Is that some kind of Unix-head running the joint? Hello, this is the 21st century!”
–Ocelot
Negotiations were expected to be ongoing, and could last through the month before a proposal is presented to the board for discussion. A public vote could follow, but may not be acknowleged, and the results would undoubtedly be ignored, if anyone participated to begin with.